Sehwag’s son: (watching his dad playing on TV) Mom, look here, dad is belting the bowlers. He is hitting fours and sixes continuously.
Sehwag’s wife: (from kitchen) No beta, look at it properly. it should be an advertisement.
March 22, 2007
March 22, 2007
Sehwag’s son: (watching his dad playing on TV) Mom, look here, dad is belting the bowlers. He is hitting fours and sixes continuously.
Sehwag’s wife: (from kitchen) No beta, look at it properly. it should be an advertisement.
March 22, 2007 at 9:19 pm
There was a maggie joke on ganguly.
Make two minutes noodles. Boil the water , put noodles in water when ganguly goes for batting , and when he comes back noodles ready …!!!
March 23, 2007 at 10:42 am
the continuation of the maggie’s joke is: even after the instructions on how to make maggie was aired, cusotmers were still logding complaints that maggie was not getting cooked properly. still raw. then maggie gave a new set of instructions to boil the maggie till the entire team returned to pavillion. then it started working. 2 mins!!
March 24, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Too good!!
Now please find one for the fleeting ‘cameo’ at W cup…..
March 26, 2007 at 5:37 pm
This one I got from Indian Laughter show program:
As Indian Cricket Board has announced to pay cricketers on merit basis, the decision has cause severe difficulties in homes of the players like Pathan, Shewag, Harbhajan, etc.
This one is on Harbhajan.
The landlord comes to Harbhajan’s mother and says, “Matajee.. This is getting untolerable.. When are you going to pay me the money??”
Harbhajan’s Mom: “Bete, .. you already know .. something is wrong with my son .. he is not getting any wickets thesedays.
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Landlord: “Matajee! Don’t lie to me … I saw in TV yesterday .. He got one wicket in yesterday’s match”
Harbhajan’s Mom: “What happens with a single wicket? .. I have already given to the milkman in the morning and I have nothing left.”