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Tears, tears and more tears at the airport. Hero bashes up two sets of separate goondas before he makes it from Vidhana Soudha to the airport in 10 mins flat. Heroine meanwhile hugs her stoic-ever-confused dad and proceeds to the security check-in with her boarding pass in hand. A 4 minute song breaks in interrupting my drowsiness. Thankfully, this time there is no half clad ‘item girl’ gyrating to rocking beats. Instead, hero n heroine go down memory lane of how they met, how they smiled, how they fought etc etc etc.. At the end of 4 minutes, they have decided they are truly, madly and deeply in love. And we, the audience have decided enough is enough. Hero rushes to the nameless-airline counter at the airport only to be told the flight has already taken off. Ah, this time, it is the hero’s turn to cry, but not before he rushes madly to the gate and is literally thrown out by the security guards there. (I was surprised, half expected him to run beside the plane on the runway!). Hero comes back and sobs on the bench outside the airport. (Dont remember when was the last time the bangalore airport wasnt crowded).. Suddenly, someone shakes his shoulder, he turns back, it is the heroine!!! Apparently, she realized it was a movie with a happy ending and cancelled her flight. (When could you do that after the boarding pass was issued?).. Hero and heroine are elated, audience scream out in joy.. The movie is at last OVER..

p.s: A sincere (if not interesting) attemp at movie reviewing. In the footsteps of The Bach who according to me is a ‘Guru’  in film reviewing and who, to my dismay hasnt been blogging regularly since quite some time.

Boy… I am working too much these days. So much that I lost in contact with outside world, social life. I don’t know what is happening around, specially in fashion world which keep changing so fast….

 

 

This is abhisheck bacchan, rich kid who made all stupid movies and lives in his father name. The photo was taken in premier show of his latest movie “GURU”. Aaaaaaaaaah… look at that heir band and Kyarla coconut oil on his head … Doent he look like brad pitt in some angle?

This weekend life made me feel I am retired. No work load, No place to roam around. To add to all these weekend was extended by one day for  X’mas. So thought will open old CD boxes and watch some. The “some” went up to 12 to 15 movies in three days…, in room alone. (Pizza guy knows my address).

For my surprise, every movie I watch there is already a Bollywood movie I recall …with the same story.

Usual suspects –             Choclate ( anil kapur, suneil, emran etc. ) 

Fugitive                        Criminal ( nagarjuna )

When harry met sally –    Hum tum ( saif and rani )

Leon                             Bichchu ( bobby deol )  

The most unromantic man of the year –    Pyar ke side effects ( mallika and rahul bose )

And so on ……..

If you are interested in knowing if any Bollywood moviw is really original, go to bollycats. If don’t find your movie there, congratulations …!!!

Morpheus: You take the blue pill – you get free tickets to Balakrishna/Shivrajkumar’s latest movie. You take the red pill – you get free tickets to Dhoom-2. Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more.
Neo: The choice is more difficult this time than the previous Matrix one. But, this time i take the blue one.
     Some of you might have already seen this movie(D2). Some might have still liked this one!(God bless them). I watched it yesterday. The first fight(adventure) itself was a crap. Actually speaking the core logic of the film itself is bundle. Why should a Mumbai police officer have to worry about an international thief who has no criminal records in India? Most of the ideas(plans to rob things) used in the movie are very childish. May be the director thought of making another children’s movie like Krish, then changed his mind in the last moment to some action-comedy. Too many loopholes in the story to mention.  The only watchables of the movie are Hrithik and Bipasha. Hrithik for his dance and looks while Bipasha to relieve you from office tensions. Ash was there to fill the gap whenever Bipasha was out of focus. It is better if she burries all her Bollywood dreams at this juncture and happily marry off Abhishek. She is neither good at acting nor at what Bipasha does. In all it is a Doom.
Expecting Ghoom-2 very soon

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